Pisces: You have a vivid imagination and often you think you ara a really good pilot. You‚ve tried to learn to thermal for years but you keep missing. If you ever did, you would talk about it for four more years. At parties, everyone scatters when you start to talk about paragliding. If you are a man you weigh 112lbs. If you are a woman, you weigh 300.
Aries: You are the inventor type and make all your own equipment. You brag that you only have $100 invested in all your gear. Your pride and joy is your harness which you made from a baby car seat. You have the only four cell glider on the planet. If you didn‚t paraglide, you‚d be orienteering.
Taurus: You‚re practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. It took you three years to learn to soar because you insisted in learning while tied to your bumper(for safety reasons). You are always prepared. When you get up in the morning, you brush your teeth and put your flight suit and helmet on in case it get soarable. Most people think that you are stubborn and bullheaded but you are nothing but a geek.
Gemini: You're a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you can be talked into trading your good radio for their lousy one. You are inclined to be gullable. This means that you only go out when the wind is dying. People use you for a wind dummy. Geminis are notorious for tree landings.
Cancer: You're sympathetic and understanding of other peoples problems, which makes you a sucker. Whenever someone sinks out or lands in a tree, you come to rescue them. You always carry a tree rescue(even at the beach). Your dream is to go to Chamonix, but you'll settle for Tijuana again this year.
Leo: You consider yourself a born leader. Others think that you are an idiot. You spend every evening at the rec.paragliding web site responding to questions about big ears and air bags in Hong Kong. Your e-mail address is gliderboy@bigears.com You have your own home page where you list all of your equipment and a journal of every day that you have ever gone flying in your life. Only three people have ever visited your site.
Virgo: You are the logical type and hate disorder. All of your paragliding stuff is stacked in perfect piles and cross-referenced in your database. Your gloves, boots and brake toggles are labeled left and right. You never fail to display your „send help‰ windshield shade to protect the interior of your AMC Gremlin from the vicious rays of the sun. Virgos make good spot landers and bus drivers.
Libra: You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you probably have several gliders but no harnesses. Chances that you will actually fly are nil. Most Libra women drive around with their wingtips hanging out of the tailgate, dragging on the ground. All Libras are members of the local paragliding club.
Scorpio: You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in competition tactics and cannot be trusted. If you lend someone a vario, it will break. You achieve the pinnacle of competition success because of your total dedication to cheating. You file a protest in every round that you don‚t win. Most Scorpios are European.
Sagittarius: You're optomistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius's have a lot of paragliding gear but none of it goes together. You have a comp glider with an air bag harness. You tend to buy whatever is cheap no matter what it is. Your garage is filled with steer seat harnesses and canister reserves. If you are married, your spouse hates paragliding.
Capricorn: You're conservative and afraid of taking risks. If its soarable,
you probably won‚t go out because it might become a hurricane. You carry a
wind gauge and three backups in your car. Your watch is also a radio, GPS and
compass. It weighs 7 pounds. Capricorns make good butchers and farmers. No
Capricorn has acutally ever flown 